Make the sandwich: Lay out your two slices of white bread. Spread mayo on both sides, layer with turkey slices, pepper jack cheese, and a handful of Doritos (crunched slightly for texture). Press together gently so the chips nestle into the sandwich.
Snack setup: On the side, add extra Doritos for crunch. Open your Dunkaroos just enough to dip at least three times without spilling the frosting.
Beverage and dessert: Place the Capri Sun in the freezer about an hour beforehand for that perfect slushy texture. Serve chilled. End the meal with an ice pop—ideally enjoyed barefoot, with chlorine still lingering in the air.